1. I eventually stumble out of bed and make my way to the Great Downstairs, where I’m greeted by this rhythmically groaning lump blanketed on the couch. It turns out that it’s my dad, who somewhat foolishly ate some rancid white fish salad that had been sitting in his car for a day last night. [...]
Whoooo!
I’ve been watching SUPER TUESDAY! coverage on CNN since about 1:00. I’m sort of oscillating from complete apathy to mingled crinkly fear and excitement seizing my heart like the onset of cardiac arrest or maybe a fugue. I may resurface months later as Doug McCann, respected proprietor of an Ithaca bakery. (If that doesn’t happen, [...]
I am more than meets the eye. For instance, if you looked at me right now you’d most likely be unable to tell that a) I am wearing brand new long johns which I had my mother buy me because it became apparent that my jeans might as well not even have existed for all [...]